Fentonio "Fenton" Giovanizi is the token little guy trying to compensate for his lack of height by acting big and failing horrendously at it. It doesn't seem to occur to Fenton that he's an outcast at Frackstonville High. Rather, he feels he's doing the rest of the geeks a favor by letting them spend time with such a cool dude as himself. The other outcasts have yet to thank him for it.

Fenton is a conceited, loud-mouthed pervert with an irritatingly severe "New Joisey" accent and the belief that he can persuade anyone with his Italiano charm. It's also Fenton's belief that all women in the world want him and he habitually makes vulgar double entendres that are so obscure that he rarely even knows what he's saying.

Despite all of his flaws, however, Fenton's one of the most loyal friends you could have. The problem is he's type of guy you wish would just go away.